Saturday, April 24, 2010

Hvem er Jildert? who is Jildert? wie is Jildert?

The bearer of this name, that occasionally can be found in different settings on this blog is not a mystical, magical, fictional or fantastical individual. Jildert is "real"

Jildert is, a beast of a dutch sweetheart. He hails from the heart of the EU. The capital of the "estados unidos de europa." He is the young hot Prince of Friesland, the bearer of fruit and wine. The messiah from the country of the wooden shoe. The holy man. The bringer of peace and understanding between nations. An inspiration for human development, and personal improvement. Finally, he is the diplomat of the free world. And yes, he can totally be a jew monkey sometimes.

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Friday, April 23, 2010

Quote of the Day #4

Jildert, som vanlig, om fellatio! Google det hvis du ikke vet hva det er.

"It sounds like something from Harry Potter! You know, Flippendo, fellatio, it's all the same."

"I know it's not something gay, but you do it to somebody like in a set-up"

"Hey Arild! I give you ten gold if you give me a hundred wood. Is that fellatio?"

"It's a fellacious day!"

"My whole life is fellatio."

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Sykdom?


Hei, trofaste lesere!

Jeg har over lengre tid vært "syk", og har derfor med rette ikke kunnet skrive noe på bloggen. Derfor ønsker jeg å rette en beklagelse til all trofaste lesere som over den siste måneden har sjekket siden med skuffelse. Jeg håper jeg kan klare å få presset ut et lite innlegg med innhold over de neste par dagene/ukene.

Lenge leve eliten og fred ut!

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

ded blog is ded.



Fordi noen ganger er det digg å bare sitte på rommet og være asosial.